Welcome to our new Guest of the Day humor. For several months our Facebook Fans have told us they love our guest of the day column and have asked for more. For the SummitCove staff, it’s the best therapy! We get to share our day to day fun with the world. Details are often changed, of course, to protect the “not so innocent.” If you enjoy these anecdotes, invite your friends to become fans.
6/5/10 – Guest of the Day –
Caller: Hello, I am looking to host a wedding in Keystone and I have some specific requests.
SC: We have over 200 properties, so I am sure we can help you.
Caller: As the bride’s mother, I need a large condo with a great view and a hot tub. I don’t want stairs, and it has to have a washer and dryer.
SC: I have the perfect unit.
Caller: Great. Now, I want you to make sure the bride’s stepmother has no view, no hot tub, and an uncomfortable bed. Can you also put her in a pet friendly unit. She has allergies and won’t look great after pet exposure.